So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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