brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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