I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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