I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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