So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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