Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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