Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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