If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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