so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
