Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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