There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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