you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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