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I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Best friends brother. Beat that.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I still have a little drunk in my system
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