I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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