I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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