just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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