One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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