whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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