My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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