She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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