Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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