You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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