The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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