everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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