i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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