Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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