I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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