it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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