big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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