she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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