happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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