Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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