I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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