I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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