you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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