Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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