belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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