ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Two words: blizzard sex
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
