I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I can't turn off my feet"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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