Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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