look no pants
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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