We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
