do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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