Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
