We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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