seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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