The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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