My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize