i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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