normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
