Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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