remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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