last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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