I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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